Monday, December 25, 2006

LIFE'S LOW POINT: WHEN A KINDER SURPRISE SURPRISES YOU WITH A PUZZLE
FROM NOW ON ANY INVOLVEMENT I HAVE WITH RECREATIONAL DRUGS IS TO BE TERMED ABUSE
I'VE STARTED TO SAY JAPLOPY
A MAXIM TO STAVE OFF DEPRESSION: YOU COULD DO WORSE
IF YOU WANT TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE, BE BOTH SYCOPHANTIC AND INGRATIATING
GETTING IS THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS

Monday, December 18, 2006

I RENTED THE TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE WHEN I WANTED RIO BRAVO

Saturday, December 16, 2006

I CARE ABOUT THE YOUNG FOLKS

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

IS IT ALRIGHT FOR A WOMAN'S PUBIC HAIR TO BECOME A TOUCH WILD IF HER EYEBROWS ARE ALWAYS IMPECCABLY MAINTAINED?

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

FORGET LEMON; I LIKE LIME