Saturday, July 29, 2006

LONDON IS EXPENSIVE

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

IT'S EASIER TO SAY THE RIGHT THING WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE THE GIRL

Monday, July 24, 2006

CALVES' BRAINS ARE DELICIOUS


TO THE ENGLISH: SEPARATE FAUCETS FOR HOT AND COLD WAS A BAD IDEA

Monday, July 17, 2006

Sunday, July 16, 2006

SHOULD I QUIT THIS SITE?

Saturday, July 15, 2006

GOD BLESS AMERICA
THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE'S CHAMPAGNE

Friday, July 14, 2006

LEARN THE NAMES OF THINGS

Thursday, July 13, 2006

LEGGINGS ARE OVER

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR NEGRO SELF

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

BE GLAD THERE'S SCOTCH

Monday, July 10, 2006

I WISH YOU COULD DRINK COGNAC BEFORE DINNER

Sunday, July 09, 2006

ERSATZ IS THE NEW SPURIOUS

Saturday, July 08, 2006

YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT ME

Friday, July 07, 2006

PIMPING IS DIFFICULT

Thursday, July 06, 2006

IF I WERE A BUSINESSWOMAN I'D WEAR PATENT LEATHER PUMPS

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

WHY IS RIHANNA SINGING SLOW SONGS?
I HOPE BY THE TIME I'VE GIVEN UP ON BEING A GENTLEMAN I'LL AT LEAST BE IMPECCABLY DRESSED

Monday, July 03, 2006

LISTEN TO BIRD

Sunday, July 02, 2006

ABOMINABLE IS THE NEW ODIOUS

Saturday, July 01, 2006

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PHOTOS?